No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV:

RV: discuss this picture of me with me

BF: . . .

BF: yes okay

BF: that is a body i see more than i see my own

BF: though that is true i am

BF: very uncomfortable

RV: Brandon...

BF: Ronnie...

BF: oh are you fishing for compliments??

BF: well then

BF: you also look very trim in more ways than one

BF: way 1: you look a lot less hairy than usual

BF: way 2: that is a body I would not mind accidentally looking at in our dressing room

BF: :)

RV: . . .

BF: not to be gross or anything but if you looked like this all the time I wouldn't mind calling u daddy

RV: do my eyes deceive me??

RV: brandon flowers engaging in kinky activity where he is not in the dominant position????

BF: I don't "engage in kinky activity"

RV: ah but if you had a run in with that man in that picture??

BF: sure

BF: daddy....

RV: i am perspiring

RV: i will drink every protein shake in the whole world to keep up that body in the picture just so this convo will continue forever

RV: blend every raw egg and every garden of kale in a shake and make it my morning routine

BF: don't get ahead of yourself

RV: I'm kidding

RV: I wouldn't do all that to please you

RV: princess.

BF: . . .

BF: oh but daddy

BF: please

RV: I just spit out my water

RV: I am taking a screenshot of this and sending it to the rest of the band

BF: how are you going to explain why you made me compliment a topless picture of you?

BF: ????

RV: shut the fuck up

BF: oooh I like it when daddy's aggressive

RV: I'm going to sue

BF: who are you going to sue

BF: daddy?

BF: you wouldn't sue your princess would you ;)

RV: stop immediately

RV: bring my conservative Mormon friend back

BF: who said I couldn't have any fun? ;)

RV: we've out homoed the no homo rule there is no turning back

BF: haha

BF: I'm just kidding Ronald

BF: you can take a cold shower now

BF: I didn't think you'd get so hot and bothered.

RV: fuck you

BF: do it

BF: daddy

RV: you're such an asshole

BF: geez Ron, I know you appreciate that part of me but I am so much more than just that

RV: Fucking dick

BF: once again...

RV: STOP

BF: whatever you want daddy.

RV: you're such a little shit, you know that Brandon?

BF: I think it's just fun to tease you

RV: >:(

BF: <3

BF: talk to you later daddy

RV: fuck off

RV: princess.