No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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BF: Ronald I didn't know u could sing so well

BF: might as well replace me in the band ha ha

RV: fuck that

RV: u know what ur doing

RV: I'm just a guy in a dress fuckin around

BF: but ur voice is so gruff and manly and

BF: . . .

BF: it's kinda hot dude

RV: wat

BF: yeah and when ur up there with ur guitar ugh

BF: super attractive

RV: what am I reading right now

BF: srry just telling the truth

RV: okay

RV: is this actually Tana and she's like 'oh my god Ronnie is so hot I'ma text him pretending to be bran to get closer to him'

BF: um

BF: EXCUSE U, MY WIFE WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME FOR YOUR BEARDED ASS

RV: oh I forgot how possessive you are

BF: I'm not possessive >:(

RV: oh sure mister "my prized possession is my wife"

BF: WELL SHE IS SHE'S LIKE A PRETTY LITTLE DIAMOND AND SHE'S MINE

BF: 100% MINE AND ONLY MINE

RV: dude she's not yours u can't own a human being

BF: MINE

RV: chill

RV: mr possessive

BF: ok maybe I am a lil possessive

BF: but ur possessive over me sometimes

RV: am not

BF: remember the time Dave had his arm wrapped around me and u kept glaring at him

BF: yes I saw that

RV: . . .

RV: am not

RV: I don't care what u do with him he's ur bandmate too whatever

BF: I can practically hear the bitterness in that text

RV: I'm not possessive over u

RV: ur just so small sometimes ur like my little bean

BF: little bean?

RV: I feel the need to protect u sometimes

BF: u don't have to

BF: I am a manly man

BF: I HAVE MUSCLES

RV: . . .

RV: right

RV: so we were talking about how gruff and hot my voice is? ;)

BF: oh right

BF: it really is

RV: I am flattered brandon

RV: if u weren't aware your voice is 100x better than mine

RV: it's so strong

RV: and when u hit certain notes oh boy

RV: and that's why u r the front man of the killers

RV: also ur really attractive so if your voice goes out we'll still have fans

BF: aw u make me blush

RV: that's what I live for

RV: oh and sometimes when I'm listening to our songs and u hit those oh boy notes, I get a lil turned on

BF: oh

BF: thanks?

RV: oh don't give me that u know ur voice is sexy

BF: ron...

RV: so fuckin sexy man

RV: BUT LIKE NO HOMO THO HA HA