No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: cut ur hair Brandon

BF: shave ur beard Ronald

RV: u look like Jesus

BF: ...

BF: well thank you ;)

RV: u r starting to look like me and it's starting to get weird

BF: ...

BF: well it's just

BF: I luv u so much

BF: that I decided to steal ur look ha ha :))

RV: also why r u orange

BF: FUCK OFF I AM NOT ORANGE

BF: IT'S CALLED A TAN YOU PALE

BF: ...

RV: u pale what?

BF: MUSHROOM

RV: incredible

RV: at least I don't look like I soaked in cheeto dust

BF: ur hurting my feelings :,(

RV: ur hurting my eyes

BF: Ronnie I'm serious :(

BF: I thought I was looking pretty good...

RV: oh my god, fine

RV: you looked great in your big wool coat and ur little scarf and ur tight jeans

RV: ur hair looks nice long because u kind of remind me of a prince

BF: u don't mean that

RV: fuck off of course I do

BF: do you???

RV: yeah yeah

RV: u looked so nice ur skin tone doesn't even matter

RV: NO HOMO OF COURSE