No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV: dude

RV: where the fuck did ur ass go?

BF: wat

RV: ur completely flat down there!!!

BF: what

RV: now what am I gonna stare at when we're performing!!!!????

BF: . . .

BF: wat

RV: YOUR ASS BRANDON, YOUR BOOTY IS FLAT AND IT USED TO BE FAT

BF: oh

BF: idk I never noticed it was ever u know

BF: big

BF: what is with everyone's obsession with my ass

BF: it's just an ass

RV: it was so round and full

RV: NOW IT'S JUST GONE I'M SO SAD

BF: Ronnie...

RV: oh I remember accidentally grabbing it one day

RV: that was such a heavenly experience

BF: first james corden and now u wow

RV: well u know what he said

RV: I GOT SOOUUUL BUT I WAAAANA HOLLLLD YA

BF: wow

RV: see that's why I want YOU to go down on ME

BF: wat

RV: nevermind

RV: Brandon did u deflate ur ass wtf

RV: OMG U HAVE A INFLATABLE ASS DONT U HOLY SHIT

BF: I DONT HAVE AN INFLATABLE ASS??? WHAT???

RV: Brandon Flowers has an inflatable ass

RV: I cannot believe

BF: lol fuck u

RV: no no

RV: fuck u

RV: and ur inflatable ass

RV: literally

BF: I TOLD U IM NOT INTO THAT

RV: U WILL BE AFTER U EXPERIENCE THE G SPOT IN UR ASS

BF: I DONT WANT TO

RV: k I'm not gonna force u whatever

RV: but just take it into consideration

RV: it doesn't matter anyway, u got a flat white dad ass now

BF: Ronnie, this may shock u but

BF: I AM A WHITE DAD

RV: oh right

RV: but ur a special white dad :)

BF: wow thanks

RV: a white dad who wears flashy jackets and would fuck me in drag

RV: tho he is quite special his ass is still as flat as the common white dad's

BF: now ur making me feel bad :(

RV: SORRY

RV: ur butt's still cute, it's okay

RV: I've seen it in its bare form it's v cute

BF: aw thank u

RV: but just because I have an obsession with ur ass doesn't mean I'm gay 4 u no homo