No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]

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RV:

oh my gOD

RV: please look at me like you look at that candle stand

BF: Ronnie please

RV: oh man, there is more chemistry between you and that candle stand than there has been between you and me in the last 10 years

RV: fuck me with that candle stand daddy

BF: RON that's disgusting ... I'm gonna block you

RV: someone had to say it, be glad it was me and not some random fan

BF: ugh, I'd rather that 🤢

RV: rude

RV: anyway, this is a GOOD photo shoot. I knew it was gonna be good but this is advanced good

BF: . . .

BF: it would look better if you were in it 😉

RV: are you flirting with me?

RV: put on that suit and look at me like those candles and see where flirting gets you, boy

BF: don't call me boy, you know damn well I'm the least boyish person you know

RV: huuuuuuh look at me I'm "The Man" huuuuh I have three kids and have vanilla sex with my wife every two weeks HUUUUUUUUHHHH

BF: BLOCKED

RV: so it's TRUE

RV: no offense but our sex life would be crazy, Dave and Mark would never go back on tour with us it would be THAT crazy

RV: you'd be a real man after replacing that candle stand with me, I tell you what

BF: there would NEVER be a sex life between you and me are you CRAZY???

RV: yOU GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW

RV: also

RV: I'm hurt

BF: I don't care, I don't want to think about sex with you

RV: 😧😪😭😭

BF: lol stay thirsty my friend

RV: . . .

RV: 😧😧😧😧😧