BF: U DRESSED IN DRAG ON KIMMEL????
RV: yeh
BF: OMFG RONNIE
RV: ??
RV: it's no big deal honestly
RV: I looked cute as fuck in that dress
RV: don't tell me otherwise
RV: oh and the hair
RV: the hair was fabulous
RV: 10/10 would recommend
RV: heels r hard to walk in tho
RV: respect to the ladies
BF: wow
BF: u make a pretty woman
RV: I know right???
BF: u even look good with the beard wow wow
RV: u should try it sometime
BF: oh no thanks
RV: r u sure? U would make a v v pretty girl
BF: aw ron
BF: wowee u really look really good
RV: oh
RV: so would u go down on me if I wear drag??
BF: no, like I said, I don't want your fiddle stick in my do-what
RV: my what in ur what
RV: nvm
RV: would u let me go down on u while I'm wearing drag?
BF: . . .
BF: . . .
BF: . . .
RV: Brandon?
BF: idk
RV: Brandon!
BF: I guess you do look kind of
BF: . . .
BF: sexy and stuff...
RV: OMFG BRANDON
RV: U, A MORMON FATHER OF THREE, WOULD FUCK UR BANDMATE IN DRAG OMG
BF: I DIDNT SAY I WOULD
RV: BUT U SAID I LOOK SEXY IN IT
BF: WELL U DO I CANT HELP THAT
RV: BUT U WOULD FUCK ME
BF: . . .
BF: . . .
RV: REVEREND FLOWERS ANSWER ME
BF: OK YES I WOULD
RV: OH SHIT
BF: don't tell anyone okay?
BF: God this is embarrassing
RV: ooh kinky reverend ;)
BF: Ronnie no
RV: Brandon flowers has a drag fetish mmm
BF: ron...
RV: technically no homo
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No Homo Tho <3 || [Bronnie]
FanfictionBF: miss u!!! RV: Aw. Miss u too. RV: No homo tho Brandon and Ronnie are nothing but bro-pallys via text messages. AKA the fanfiction I'll update when I'm bored of being dramatic and straight. Also, none of this is real... unfortunately. WHAT'S BETT...