Live On!(Attack on titan fanfic)

Excuses excuses and moar

Hello my potatoes. I am deeply sorry for not updating. I have decided to rewrite my fanfic because I know I can do much better than before. It will take some time but in the mean while, I'll post a filler down below.

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~Marisa~
"Cadet wake up," I heard some one say. I was irritated and severely exhausted. Here I am laying in my comfortable bed and now there's some one trying to prevent my beauty sleep.
I ignored the person and continued to keep my eyes closed. "Wake up," the voice said again. I shifted in my blankets and turned the other way.
The was a moment of silence before I was wrenched out of bed by the neck.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU PISSPOT!" The voice boomed. I groggily opened my eyes and shouted out of instinct, having no idea who I was up for.
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO TAKE THAT COMMAND AND SHOVE IT-" I stopped in my tracks. I was face to face than none other than Chief Instructor Keith. My blood ran cold and my face went hot.
He gave me a death stare and exerted more force onto my neck.
"Oh. I see how it is," he said with poison dripping from his tone of voice. In no more than 2 seconds I found my self face down on the floor, my arm pinned on my back.
"I don't normally hurt female cadets but you're an exception," he sneered as he pulled my arm back more. I slapped the ground with my other hand repeatedly to signify I was on the verge of dying.
After a moment he let go, I felt the weight of a huge boulder lifted off my arm. For a moment I thought I was in the safe zone and that every thing was over. Suddenly he grabbed my collar and wrenched me up from the ground, on my knees.
"CADET I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ONCE MORE! OR SHALL I KICK YOU OUT OF THE MILITARY?" He threatened with an evil glint in his eyes, or shall I say around his eyes. Wink wink. No.
"S-sorry, I apologise! Please don't kick me out," I replied in a terrified tone.
He looked at me with resentment before he sent my face down onto the ground and put his foot on my head.

"Lesson learnt, Pisspot," he said before I heard him walk across the cabin and out.

I got my self up from the ground and sighed a big breath before I raised my head and saw that every one was staring at me. My blood ran cold again.
I could see Jean trying to hold in a laugh but he wasn't very good at it.
"Nice going-" before I sent my fist into his face.
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"20 LAPS GO!" Instructor Keith bellowed at me. I reluctantly started to run around the campus. At least this was better than getting kicked out. I hated his ass so much I'd be over the moon if the colossal titan some how invaded the campus and ate him.
After 17 laps of torment I saw Bertolt and Reiner near by training combat. I scanned the surroundings to see if the instructor was there, fortunately he wasn't so I slipped out of my course and to them.
"Hey guys!" I called from the distant. They turned their heads to see me and waved back.
"Hi Marisa how's the laps going?" Reiner asked whole Bertolt looked at me with sympathy. I shrugged and sighed.
"I'm on the verge of hitting some one in the face," I replied. They exchanged glances at each other and made a scared face.
"No joke," I said, "I was just imagining the colossal titan coming into the campus and eating the instructor."
Bertolt made the weirdest face ever and Reiner looked side ways.
"I think-the colossal Titan wouldn't do...that," Bertolt said in a weird tone, almost like he was weary of some secret pouring out.
I stopped for moment to inspect some evidence.
"Bertolt...are you the colossal Titan?" I said.
There was a moment of silence between us three, Reiner and Bertolt looked like they were about to burst.
After another ten seconds I couldn't hold it in my laughter any more.
"PAHAHAHA, IM JUST KIDDING HAHAHA, AS IF YOU ARE THE COLOSSAL TITAN RIGHT?" I joked as I slapped Bertolt in the back so hard his eyes nearly popped out of his sockets.
Oh god, I'm the best comedian.
"Haha...yep..." Bertolt said hesitantly with a weak smile.

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"I dare you to arm wrestle with levi Heichou," Connie said. I stared at him like he just told me to punch a mouse in the face.
"Are you trying to send me on a suicide mission?" I asked as I wrung his neck.
He flailed his arms in air and tried to wrestle out of my hand.
"I'm just...suggesting! You know since he's short and lean," Connie spouted in an attempt to settle the reasons. I let go of him and patted him on the head.
"He is named humanity's strongest soldier for a reason,"
Connie looked side ways nervously. "S-sorry, just a suggestion..." He said again.