Live On!(Attack on titan fanfic)

Excuses, excuses and moar! Part 2

I am despicable. Help me.
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~Marisa~
I wrung her neck.
"KODIA WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!" I shouted, "HE IS GONNA BE SO MAD!"
Kodia made a cheeky grin while I continued to strangle her. "Oh come on! I'm sure he deserved it!" The veins in my head popped and I wrung her faster until her eyes went white and she foamed from her mouth.
"What are you guys doing-OH MY GOD MARISA WHAT IN THE CRAP ARE YOU DOING TO KODIA??!!" Eren appeared from a corner with Armin. He immediately ran towards her and shook her, asking if she was deader than dead.
Armin looked at us with an embarrassed expression a book in his hand, I sighed and observed the situation as Eren tried to resuscitate Kodia, who was still out cold. She deserved it MWAHHAHA...Levi is gonna kill me the next time we meet, unless, I try not to have contact with him, then every thing will be A-okay!
Worst idea ever.
Armin and I had a nice conversation while those two were playing drama queens and drama kings.
"So I was thinking, you know, I've figured a way for us to-" Armin started to say, out of the corner of my eye I saw Eren perform CPR on Kodia, his mouth was inches away from hers.
Suddenly Armin butted in and hit Eren on the head with his sacred book(Aka probably some old book he stole from Hanji-I mean...) "E-eren! You pervert, what do you think your doing?!" Eren flew a good 1 feet away and landed on his face.
Kodia finally regained "consciousness", sat up and said, "Oh Eren, my saviour-" she spotted Eren dead in the ground and went still. She looked sideways and spotted Armin, to which she tiptoed to him and put her hands on his shoulders. He freaked out and went red. "Oh Armin my hero! Help me! Eren is useless, thought he was supposed to save me!"

I think they forgot I was here, I'm just gonna gently slip away...
"Oi brats what the f*** are you doing?" A familiar voice said. I turned around to see the sight I was afraid of.
My head whizzed around in a 360 degree turn. Gotta think fast gotta think fast.
Suddenly an idea popped into my head.
"OH MY GOD LOOK ITS A BALD UNICORN!" I pointed to the sky, every one turned their heads and I took the chance to flee, only to trip over a rock and fall.
I lay still on the ground, unable to take in what just happened. Oh my perfect, flawless plan was destroyed by a mere rock, shame on me. I could imagine Mikasa behind me, ringing a bell and saying, "Shame, shame, shame," oh god the humiliation, this is the end of Marisa-wait what am I doing.
"WAHH THE HUMILIATION!" I shouted as I got up and ran. I could hear the other behind me saying, "Don't you think Marisa changed a little?" "Definitely,"
I shut my eyes and ran as fast as my legs could carry me until I bumped into a certain someone.
"Watch where you're going!" Jean said as he rubbed his arm. I had never been so happy to see someone other than the others.
"JEAN SAVE ME IM ON THE VERGE OF HUMILIATION!" I pleaded as I grabbed his jacket.
He gave me an uncanny look, "Are you crazy-"
"OF COURSE! IM INSANE!"
"Do you want me to call Levi-"
"NO LETS GO PRACTISE HORSE RIDING!
"Don't you know how to do that-"
"What are you dawdling for?? Let's go!"
We arrived at where the horses were station and jumped onto two of them, which we then took around the area.
Jean took the nice horse while I took the notorious "Black Flash". He was a bad horse, not in terms of speed or stamina but in personality and attitude, more like "Shit Flash" "Back Lash" "Ya mum".
We ran a few laps around the area until Jean told me to stop. I didn't listen and continued. "Black Flash" was tired and pissed as he tried to shake me off, I tripped the reigns with my life as he started to run really fast and zipped around the area, nearly making me fall off.
Jean was behind me trying to catch up before he got distracted and was taken out by a tree branch.
"Black Flash" continued his attempt to get me off, I was getting dizzy and tired.

I had enough, "YOU LIL SHIT CAN YOU NOT TRY TO KILL ME, SO F*CKING ANNOYING!" I shouted at him, he immediately stopped and turned his head at me.
I didn't know a horse could be so sad.
Some random soldiers near me said, "You're evil," as they shook their heads. I stopped and got off.

"I'm sorry...I didn't mean to-" as I apologised and patted his mane, "Black Flash" took the chance to whack me in the face with his hooves, and then he scampered off.
My face hurt like heck as I lay on the ground.
What a day...that butt ass horse will get what he deserves later...but for know, oh my I think I broke my jaw.
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"Your face looks a bit weird," Eren said.
Stupid horse, my face looks like a swollen potato.

"Don't hurt Marisa!!" She yelled as she ran to him and went dramatic with grief.
"You guys..." I muttered as I face palmed by self and grabbed some paper work. When I quickly opened the door I saw Levi standing there, a nice welt on his forehead.
I followed my instincts and threw the paper work in his face and proceeded to knock him over. "IM SORRY CAPTAIN!" I said as I ran past a corner.

This day keeps stressing me every second...
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Kodia really likes to jump on people doesn't she?
Hallo people, OMG WHAT SHE UPDATED FINALLY AFTER 2 MONTHS??
WUW GGWP.
CRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME