Mikey Gets Shellacne

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Donnie, Leo, and Raph were trying to make breakfast...keyword trying.

Toast pops out of the toaster.

"Toast is done!" Donnie whacks them with his bo staff.

Leo grins as he holds up a plate, the toast knocking him over as a slice ends up in his mouth. He takes it out, "Might be a little overdone, Donnie."

Raph sets a glass down, "Orange juice, coming right up!" he throws oranges into the air, impaling them with his sais as he tries to squeeze the juice into the cup, some of it accidentally hitting Donnie in the face.

"Ow! It stings! It stings!" Donnie runs around the kitchen blindly as he stumbles into Leo, eggs and a frying pan flying as it knocks Raph off the counter.

"Donnie! I told you scrambled!" Raph points as the now cracked eggs fell off his face, an alarm going off.

Kaida walks into the kitchen, her eyes widened, "What happened in here? It looks like an explosion went off."

Leo sighs as he stands up, "Oh, man! This place is a disaster!"

"Yeah, Mikey usually makes breakfast. What's the deal?" Raph asks.

Kaida sighs, "He's been texting Seraphina nonstop. They're texting buddies for now until they want to physically meet up."

"Mikey! Mikey, get up!" Raph shouts.

"He'll get up on his own time. Meanwhile, I'll make breakfast and you boys clean up your mess."

...

Mikey groggily grabs some underwear before tossing it to the ground and putting on his mask as he groans, "Oh, I feel awful. Maybe I shouldn't have ate that jalapeno cappuccino pizza last night." he turns his mirror around before doubling back and looking at himself, "Huh?"

...

Kaida was humming as she made breakfast before yelping as Mikey was heard screaming.

"AAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE?! I'M A MUTANT!!!"

"Uh, he's just realizing that now?" Leo asks.

"Michelangelo, what's wrong?" Kaida asks as the youngest turtle rushes into the kitchen.

"Guys, look at me! I'm covered in turtle zits!" he points at the top of his head.

The Turtles groan in disgust.

"Aw, gross!"

Raph backs away, "Talk about shellacne! You look like a green chimichanga!"

"Eh, don't worry, Mikey. It's just part of being a teenager." Leo explains.

"Have you ever had 'em?"

"Heck no!"

"We can fix this. I think I have some facial cleanser in my room." Kaida goes to walk out before Donnie stops her.

"Hold up, guys. I think this might be serious." Donnie takes out his T-Phone as Mikey gulps.

...

Donnie scans Mikey's head in his lab as the others watch, "Okay, Mikey. The good news is these so-called "zits" aren't gonna hurt you. And more importantly, they won't interfere with you making us breakfast in the future."

"That's a relief." Mikey comments.

Donnie puts a hand on his brother's shoulder, "But the bad news is they'll continue to spread all over your body." his voice gets deeper, "Spreading and spreading and spreading and spreading..."

Mikey giggles nervously, "And then they disappear in a couple of hours, right?"

"No. And then your entire body will mutate into one, single, huge, giant, gargantuan zit!"

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