Cow Chop x Reader Book

White Boy Texts - Stefani

This is the conversation between you and Stef. Enjoy.

You: Hey, on my way home now

Stef<3: Sweet. I'm gonna hop in the shower in a bit

You: Without me? :(

Stef<3: Do not start

You: Start what?

Stef<3: Your white boy texts

You: Try and stop me

Stef<3: Oh my god... What do you want for dinner?

You: I'll just eat you out

Stef<3: We're having pizza

You: Haha then what ;)

Stef<3: SHUT THE HELL UP

You: Nah

Stef<3: I'm showering now!

You: Without me?

You: :(

You: Nudes?

Stef<3: I WILL MURDER YOU

You: Right after I murder that pussy

Stef<3: Oh my god... I hate you

You: I love you too <3