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Harley Quinn in comic HARLEY QUINN #36 (2021)
—————————— AN: not fully edited. please read the end notes at the of the chapter as it talks about future of this book. thank you for your patience, enjoy this chapter.
𝖝𝖛𝖎𝖎. NEW BOYFRIEND? KIND OF
Scene opens up with the Bloodsport's team walking on the shore, as on the sand it spells NOWI. When they see an explosion head. Bloodsport communicates through his comms, 'Control, we have a disturbance south of here.' Waller's voice is heard, "It's just a diversion, Bloodsport."
"All right, we cut through the jungle to get to Valle Del Mar." Bloodsport glances at the team. Peacemaker behind him, 'Don't they have blockades at the city limits?' Bloodsport nods. "That's the word."
"How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here." Peacemaker points at King Shark. Bloodsports shrugs, 'How the hell am I supposed to know?' The Peacemaker shakes his head, "You're the leader. You're supposed to be decisive."
"And I've decided that you should eat a big bag of dicks, how's that?" Bloodsport spoke as he walked through the jungle. Peacemaker sighs as shakes his head, "You're being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say no problemo."
"Why would someone put penises all over the beach?" Cleo questions in confusion. The Peacemaker glances at her, "Who knows why madmen do what they do?"
"Well, you know what I think? I think liberty is just your excuse to do whatever you want. Whether that's to eat a beach full of dicks or killin' folk." Bloodsport stops as it looks Peacemaker then walks off. Peacemaker follows him, "Oh, yeah? At least I don't kill men for money like you."
"Oh, here we go." Bloodsport mutters under his breath. Cleo looks at Polka-Dot Man, "There's something wrong with your skin."
"It's just a rash." Polka-Dot man looks at them. The Peacemaker narrows his eyes, "That's a rash?!"
"I'm sorry but I'm still not over this because what the fuck is that team?" Rhodey crosses his arms as it comes from him because he considers himself the most responsible-ish out of all the avengers. Though he is not with them, all the time, he just knows he is the most reasonable. The ex-jester tilts her head. "They don't seem that bad."
Yelena glances at her sister with raised brow, as there is no way Harley is serious. "Yeah, because two men with huge egos, a man who throws polka-dots, a girl with a pet rat, and a talking shark which by the way why did no one make single comments about that earlier? Anyways yeah totally screams ideal team."
