Me And Y8

42 - Abdullah's Antics

"Maybe, the woman who replaced the girl could find a way to love the flawed man she'd once placed on a pedestal he had no business being on?" - Book

"How are the best parts of my life spent in my mind?" - Quote

"They'll be calling me royalty." - Song

Story time.

There's this guy named Abdullah in 8E, who's an Emirati and funny. He was on the ski trip with Ava, Evelyn, Mia, Laina and Leah while thinking that he could pull.

Right now, he's crashing our band practices with Tyke; in order to 'Rizz Mia Up'. However, the first time he did this - he didn't quite notice me.

First Crash :

I walk into band, watching Malik and Abdullah seriously arguing. "Habibi!" (Love!)

"La!" Malik shrieks. (No!)

"Habibi!" He yells, pointing at me. I like Abdullah, he gets what's going on. (Love!)

"La! Anti kalba!" (No, she's a bitch!)

My mouth forms an 'o' shape. "Anta kalb! Qas 'umak, Malik!" (You're a bitch, fuck you, Malik!)

Abdullah shuts up and turns towards Mia. "Are you a bus, Mia? Because I want to fill you up with my kids." He pulls out a weird-as-fuck face.

"Mia, come here." I state.

She raises an eyebrow, but does as I say. "Tell him that roses are red, violets are blue, Abdullah should shut up. Just because I say so."

She repeats everything I said and he grins wickedly, "I forgot your name! I know you, but I forgot your name. No one tell me anything, I know Malik's girlfriend's name."

I am not his girlfriend. I would much like to apply, though.

"I am not his girlfriend!"

He flinches. "Yeah, Abdullah. She is not my girlfriend."

"Miyanese!" Abdullah calls out for Mia. "Back shots or front shots?"

Pedro leaves.

He flat out slams the door and flips us off, before leaving though.

Asher, Tyke, Leah, Malik and I start howling for Abdullah to continue. "I'm so thirsty, Mia? Can I drink your milk?" What. The. Fuck.

We howl again. "Mia? I'm like a rollercoaster, the harder I go- no, the faster I go, the harder you scream."

I start cackling as Abdullah says another thing. "Milky Mayonaise, Mia!"

Tyke smacks his head on the wall as Mia counters, "Asshole Abdullah!" She grins as I nod at her.

Abdullah starts emoting and tweaking out as he falls down on his chair. "Oh my days, Mia. You're so funny!"

"Do you like Emily?" I decide to change the topic.

"Yeah, she's number one in my class. But Ava is my favourite pussy."

Is he mentally stable?

"Are you okay?" I ask him.

"Ms. I forgot you name, have your therapeutic conversations with your boyfriend, okay?" He's. Not. My. Boyfriend.

"He's. Not. My. Boyfriend."

Asher smirks. "Now, isn't that for milky to decide."

"We're not dating, I swear." Malik finally decides to grace us with the presence of his words.

Mia accuses Malik. "Then, why are the both of you so defensive? 'Oh, I swear I'm not dating Siyana guys!' and 'Ew! I hate Malik so much, why would I ever date him! I don't like him!'"