Chapter 40: April Fool's.
The day before, ENTP and ESTP had planned everything. The traps were set, the pranks tested, and the laughter held in for the big day. But that morning, something was off.
As soon as ESTP arrived at school, he sensed something weird. His friends were looking at him as if he had insulted their ancestors.
"What did I do this time?" he wondered before one of his friends muttered:
— Dude, are you serious? After what you did yesterday?
— ESTP: Yesterday?
Meanwhile, ENTP, fresh out of Madame Georgette’s bakery (Always have something sweet on you!), found the situation more and more suspicious. It wasn’t the first time he had been accused of a prank he hadn’t committed yet, but this time, it was unsettling.
They met at their secret spot, perplexed.
— ESTP: Do you get what’s happening?
— ENTP (showing his phone screen): Yeah… We traveled through time, dude!
On the screen was displayed: April 2nd.
— ENTP: And we did some monumental crap.
They decided to investigate the damage.
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Their first stop was the gym, where ISTP was trying to fix his motorcycle. Or at least, what was left of it.
— ISTP (yelling): WHO’S THE IDIOT WHO POURED MAPLE SYRUP INTO MY GAS TANK?!
— Uh… you did? ENTP tried.
A tool nearly hit him in the forehead. ENTP remembered this prank well—it was listed in the Prank Book, Prank No. 35. How could he have forgotten that? Anyway.
Next mission.
In the library, ISTJ was curled up on a chair… wearing a frilly dress.
— ISTJ (whimpering): Why… WHY?
— ESTP (suddenly pensive): I… I think I’m remembering something… It’s Prank No. 34: Replace all of ISTJ’s blue polos with multicolored dresses!
— ISTJ: You are cruel.
— ENTP: It’s a good prank, though.
— ISTJ: WHAT?!
They ran off as ISTJ screamed in outrage.
In the hallway, ENTJ, usually so authoritative, seemed… oddly docile.
— ENTP (fascinated): Why are you walking like a penguin?
— ENTJ (gritting their teeth): Because someone replaced my insoles with double-sided adhesive tape.
— ESTP (whispering in admiration): Genius…
— ENTP: The worst part is, that wasn’t even in our prank book…
— ENTJ (irritated): I CAN HEAR YOU.
They bolted before they could get caught.
INTJ, meanwhile, was sitting in a corner, looking grim.
— ESTP: Why do you look like that?
— INTJ: Because of you two, I received an email confirming I was accepted into Hogwarts. I cried tears of joy for ten minutes before realizing it was a scam.
Prank No. 104: Make INTJ believe he could escape this town.
— …
— INTJ: You’re monsters.
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