Chapter 20: The Magic Snowball (Part 3)
The chapter begins in the early morning. ESFP wakes from a peaceful sleep, a smile on her face... until she realizes to her horror that her precious magic snowball is gone.
ESFP (shouting): "My snowball! It's gone!"
The entire camp jolts awake, while INFP, still half asleep, rolls her eyes. It's into this morning chaos that ESFP Holmes appears. Wearing a long imaginary coat (yes, in her head, everything is very dramatic), she adjusts an invisible magnifying glass and goes into investigation mode.
ESFP Holmes: "This is not a simple robbery... this is a mystery! And to solve a mystery, you need a sharp mind!" »
INFP (half convinced): "And a detective apparently..."
ESFP Holmes (pointing at INFP with a solemn look): "You, my dear Wilson, will be my faithful sidekick. Together, we will discover the culprit."
INFP (with a chuckle): "Why am I always the sidekick?"
ESFP Holmes (ignoring the question): "Time to go hunting!"
Step One: Questioning the Suspects
The duo sets off, an aura of mystery hovering behind them (according to ESFP, anyway). They begin by questioning ISTP, who is busy fixing a broken camping tool.
ESFP Holmes (determined): "Where were you at the time of the crime?"
ISTP (jaded): "Sleeping. I don't steal snowballs, I have better things to do." »
INFP (whispering): “That makes sense.”
ESFP Holmes (dramatic): “Don’t be so quick to clear him, Wilson. Everyone’s a suspect!”
They continue their investigation, passing ESTP, who is having fun juggling apples, and then INTJ, who is looking at them with his usual skeptical expression.
INTJ (raising an eyebrow): “Seriously, you think I’m going to steal a snowball?”
ESFP Holmes (frowning): “Exactly what a guilty person would say.”
INTJ (jaded): “Do whatever you want, but leave me alone.”
ENTP Enters
That’s when a third detective enters the scene, uninvited of course: ENTP.
ENTP (enthusiastic): “Oh boy, an investigation! I want in!” What do we have so far? Suspects? Evidence? I love a good mystery!”
ESFP Holmes (exasperated): “This is MY investigation.”
ENTP (laughing): “Come on, we all know I’m better at this.”
Despite his protests, ESFP eventually accepts ENTP’s help, as he is good at raising questions that no one else would have thought of. So the trio continues on their way, asking questions of everyone, but nothing seems to lead to any leads.
The Big Crackdown
That’s when ENTP gets a bright idea. They gather in a corner to discuss the situation.
ENTP (thinking out loud): “Wait, let’s think. Who among us would have the most to gain by stealing the snowball?”
ESFP Holmes (focused): “No one loved him as much as I did, so this doesn’t make sense.”
ENTP (smiling): “Exactly. But what if it wasn’t someone who hated the snowball… but someone who hated what it caused?”
All three of them froze, their gazes turning toward INTJ’s tent.
The Confrontation
The trio slowly approached INTJ’s tent, which was apparently waiting for them.
INTJ (sighing): “You finally figured it out. Congratulations.”
ESFP Holmes (shocked): “It was you! But why? Why steal my precious snowball?”
INTJ (coldly): “Because I couldn’t stand your stupid questions. Every minute, someone was shaking that thing and asking if the sun was going to shine, or if he should eat a hot dog. I thought I was going to go crazy. So I took it.” »
INFP (shocked): “But why didn’t you just tell us?”
INTJ (serious): “Because you would have found another way to be annoying. That was the easiest way.”
ESFP Holmes (determined): “But you could have talked to us! We’re supposed to be friends!”
INTJ (exasperated): “You put me in an impossible situation.”
The Verdict
After a confrontation that is both dramatic and slightly ridiculous, ESFP finally gets his snowball back, but the tension is palpable. ENTP, amused by the whole situation, sums it up nicely:
ENTP (laughing): “Ah, the madness of magic items! But at least we solved the mystery.”
ESFP Holmes (with a wink): “Well done, Wilson… hmm, ENTP.” »
And so ESFP Holmes’s great investigation ends, in a general burst of laughter, with everyone realizing that sometimes, even the simplest objects can cause ridiculous drama. But at least they now know that INTJ will do anything for a little peace and quiet.
The chapter ends with ESFP hugging her snowball, promising never to shake it again for trivial matters… until next time, that is.
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