Chapter 53: The Friday crisis
Friday fell—heavy, empty, boring.
A Friday with no scandal, no public existential crisis, no impromptu cafeteria dance. The kind of day when even horoscopes would say: "Don’t bother. Even fate’s on break."
At the heart of this dull day, ENFJ, editor-in-chief of MBTI Weekly, was pacing around her office. She tapped her desk nervously, threw desperate glances at her wall of meaningless post-its, and scribbled potential headlines with all the inspiration of a forgotten sock:
"Silence at School: A Recap of Collective Boredom."
"The Walls Have Ears, but They’re Bored Too."
"Breaking News: No One Cried This Week."
—ENFJ: “No way… Even the drama clubs are quiet!”
She ruffled her hair, growling in frustration.
But then came an idea—brilliant like a lightbulb at the end of a tunnel:
INTJ.
INTJ, one of her sharp-eyed, encyclopedic-brained friends. If anyone knew what was going on in the depths of MBTI High School, it was him.
ENFJ dashed to the library.
—ENFJ: “INTJ! Tell me you’ve got a rumor! A fight? A secret couple? An INFP cult reading satanic poetry in the bathrooms? Anything!”
INTJ barely looked up from his heavy biochemistry textbook.
—INTJ (dry, zero empathy): “Exams.”
ENFJ (pushing): “Haven’t you seen anything weird?”
—INTJ: “Just you. Now, if you don’t mind…”
Ouch. Direct hit.
ENFJ walked out of the library, frustrated, wandering the halls like a shojo heroine without a plot.
That’s when she heard a suspicious noise coming from the stunt club. A crash. A scream. Then—hysterical laughter.
Curious, she opened the door.
—ENFP (yelling): “ENFJ! Perfect timing! We’re testing our new acrobatics course—with built-in fire extinguisher!”
He proudly showed her a wild mix of trampolines, step ladders, and safety cones. A walking disaster.
But that wasn’t all. ESTP was there.
Casually sitting on his motorcycle inside the room, he was reciting a passionate monologue, eyes lost in his own reflection on a cracked window.
ESTP: “Your chrome reflects my loneliness, your frame caresses my rebellious soul…”
ENFJ burst out laughing.
—ENFJ: “You sound like you’re writing a love letter to a toaster!”
—ESTP (serious): “Don’t mock our love.”
After a chaotic tour led by ENFP (who nearly decapitated her with a flaming frisbee), ENFJ went looking for some peace.
And where better to find peace than… the rooftop.
Up there, as always, ISTP lay on the warm tiles, arms crossed behind his head, eyes closed—probably meditating on the meaning of life, or the best way to ignore people.
ENFJ approached quietly.
—ENFJ: “Hey.”
He opened one eye, as if returning from another world.
— ISTP: “It’s pink today. So you’re in a bad mood.”
She followed his gaze… and understood.
A scowl. A well-placed kick.
— ENFJ: “Pervert!”
— ISTP (utterly unfazed): “You’re the one harassing me during my nap. What do you want?”
—ENFJ: “I’m totally dry. No story for the paper. Deadline’s tonight. I’m seriously considering quitting and starting a farm.”
— ISTP (muttering): “And I’m supposed to cry about it? Your editorial burnout isn’t my problem.”
— ENFJ: “You could help me…”
— ISTP: “I’d rather not.”
She sat next to him with the tragic air of a Korean drama heroine.
— ENFJ: “Maybe I should just give up my role…”
ISTP sighed, annoyed.
— ISTP: “Here we go. This is the part where she tells me her life story.”
— ENFJ: “I was thinking of giving it to ENFP… He signed up recently.”
ISTP opened both eyes.
— ISTP: “Great. A paper where the only consistent section is the apology for being late. That’ll be a game-changer.”
She laughed. Finally.
He shrugged.
— ISTP: “Use your surroundings, seriously. You’ve got a goldmine of weirdos around you: INTJ, the antisocial oracle; ENFP, the walking hazard; ESTP, in love with his own reflection; me, apparently doomed to be your reluctant mentor…”
She looked at him, touched.
— ENFJ: “You’re also a good friend, you know.”
A pause. A bird flew majestically by.
— ISTP: “I take back everything I just said.”
She burst out laughing.
And this time, it was genuine. He hadn’t given her a story, but a mirror. And now she knew where to look: her own life.
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Two hours later, ENFJ was back in her office, writing like a woman possessed—scribbling, sketching, building paragraphs like a shaky tower of brilliant ideas.
She was writing about them.
Her friends, her struggles, the absurdities of high school life. No scandal. No drama. Just reality—slightly exaggerated.
And thus was born the special edition:
> "MBTI High School: Chronicle of a Day Without Chaos"
Featuring: the students of MBTI High School!
She smiled as she reread the last line.
Sometimes, all you need is to look around you to write a good story.
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