"When something is really cold, it feels warm."
Person 1: "I got a tomato!"
Me: "It is not a tomato, it is a picture!"
Person 2: "You're a picture!"
Me: "The heck..."
"Oh! Oh! I want the green marker!"
Person 1: "Oh no! A drawing pin fell on the floor!"
Person 2: "That's dangerous! Let's search for it!"
Me: "Ouch! Waaaah! Aaaah! Ouch! My foot! My foot! It hurts!"
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
