The day after I went to the hairdresser, I had to go to school. This is the dialogue:
Classmate: ''Hey, have you been to the hairdresser?''
Me: ''No I went to the Zoo to cut my hair!''
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I'm showing a picture of my cat to one of my classmates.
Classmate: ''Is that your cat?''
Me: ''No, I take pictures of random cats on the street, just cause it's fun.''
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In a small piece of tekst for our theater classes at school:
Person 1: ''I already learned that at the pantomime school.''
Person 2: ''Oh so you have been on the pantomime school?''
Me: ''No, some hobo on the street gave him pantomime lesson, this is what they call school.''
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I brought my candy from the fair to school, then this happened:
Me: ''Mmm! This candy is delicious!"
Classmate: ''Oh! Do you still have your candy?''
Me: ''No I ripped open my belly to show the candy off.''
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We were doing a game of dodgeball on school:
Classmate with the ball: ''Oh, so I can throw this ball at you?''
Me: *sarcasm* No, you can give it to me.''
Classmate: *Gives ball to me*
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So did you like it? More is coming up! ^_^ At least someone says something stupid everyday, so it will come quickly!
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Quotes of Stupidness
MizahPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
