It is my first Wattpad anniversary! It has been a year already! Thanks so much for reading I appreciate it!
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Me: "Wow! That's so cool!!"
Friend: "Thanks!"
Me: "Why thank me? I was talking about myself!"
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Me: "Look at this leaf! It is orange! I thought leaves were green!"
Friend: "Well, actually this leaf is green..."
Me: "Oh... Nevermind..."
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Brother: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I'm on my laptop."
Brother: "What are you doing on your laptop?"
Me: "Doing homework."
Brother: "For what subject?"
Me: "For school."
Brother: "And what do you have to do?"
Me: "Homework."
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FREE DEEP-FRIED SOLID DONUTS (a thing we eat at Newyear's eve in the Netherlands) IN THE CANTINE! ONLY TODAY! WITH EVERY ORDER!
Me: "Let's buy an apple so I can get one free!"
Finally at the counter 15 minutes later: "I want one apple please."
Cantine woman: "Sorry we don't have these anymore."
Me: "Oh, then some hot chocolade please." *Sees the last deep-fried donut thing and prays for the woman to hurry*
Cantine woman: "Here you go." *gives hot chocolate*
Me: "Do I get a donut thing?"
Cantine woman: "No, you don't get these when you order drinks."
Me: *Yells and screams* (okay maybe I just told my friends while I was mad.
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Quotes of Stupidness
UmorismoPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
