Since it is Halloween today, I thought it would be nice to make a special chapter!
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Friend: " So, what is Halloween? Some sort of dumb Christmas?"
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Me: "So, who is going to the Halloween festival?"
Friend: "Huh? When is it?"
Me: "Uhmmm... Let me think... MAYBE AT HALLOWEEN??"
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Friend: "So, let's go Trick or Treat!"
Friend 2: "Okay, but when?"
Friend: "I don't know, when is Halloween?"
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Friend: "This is so funny! I am going to hand in this exciting story today and it is about the Halloween party! And tomorrow is Halloween!!"
Me: "Nice! But you do know that there is no Halloween party, right?"
Friend: "Yeah... Well... But I just want to have one, okay?!"
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Friend: "At night, the humans tell each scary stories about ghosts."
Friend 2: "What? That is not funny! It is just true!"
Friend: "Oh haha! I meant to say that the ghosts tell each other stories!"
Me: "Haha! Wait what? They tell each other stories about themselves?"
Friend: "No! About humans!"
Me + Friend 2: "Wow... That is still not funny."
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Friend: "Hey! Why do people carve shapes in pumpkins?"
Me: "To make Jack o' lanterns."
Friend: "WHAT?! You ruined the joke!"
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
