Friend: "My uncle is called Eric."
Me: "Is your uncle a duck?!"
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"What does a modern pirate wear? An i-Patch."
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Person 1: "What do you do when life gives you lemons?"
Person 2: "Make lemonade!"
Person 1: "What do you do when lemon gives you lifes?"
Person 2: "Make lifeonade!"
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Friend: "I didn't learn for the test!"
Friend 2: "Oh, I did!"
Friend: "Great! I thought I was the only one!"
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Teacher: "Okay, you go first, then you, after that you."
Me: "Oh, you can put me after that!"
Teacher: "Okay, so you, after that you, then you... Hey wait! You aren't on it yet!"
Me: "But... Uhmmm... What?"
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Teacher: "So this pot of sweets is almost empty, I think we have to make it completely."
Me: "I VOLUNTEER!!"
Friend: "FOR THE HUNGER GAMES!!"
Me: "Well, actually I am quite hungry..."
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
