''So, a camel goes to a doctor, then the doctor says: Ohh, I see, you have got two bumps!''
''Why is Tim unable to drive a car? Tim is a stone!''
''Why is grass green? Because bacon''
''Why do cows eat grass? Because they can't drink it!''
''Why is the letter A the first of the alphabet? Because it comes before B, and B is the second!''
''What happens when you cut down a tree? It will fall down!''
''What happens when you get killed? Then you're dead!''
"What do you call a horse with a long neck? A giraffe!''
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!