Icy_Wind: "What do you call a wave that washed up on a small beach? A MICROWAVE! XD"
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THECloud13: "Guess what? What? hehehehehe cats."
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chocolatechick773: "My dad had this friend who worked at an auction house, and every day he would steal something and try to sell it to my dad. Finally he got fired, and he was really upset and well...
Friend: "My boss said I was stealing!"
Dad: "But you were stealing!"
Friend: "Yeah, but he didn't know that!"
*Facepalm*"
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Teacher: "It was medieval."
Classmate: "Mid-evil? What is that? In the middle of good and bad? "
Me: "Wow..."
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Me: "Here you have some power!"
Friend: "Thanks! What do I do with it? "
Me: "Nothing..."
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Teacher: "The Tsar his advisor was called Rasputin."
Me: "So it is a rasta version of Putin!"
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Teacher: "Why were they socialist?"
Me: "Because they had lots of friends!"
Teacher: "Why did they stop with being socialists?"
Me: "They had no friends anymore..."
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
