Classmate: "When do we have to have the test finished?"
History teacher: "At five past one."
Me: "B...But that's in ten minutes!!"
History teacher: "Oh, I meant half past one *silence* And five minutes..."
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History teacher: "NEVER watch this movie! *shows us the trailer*
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Me: ''Farms with a high yield per ha or animal.''
Classmate: "Oh so it has two meanings the farm thing with high thing, or animal?"
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Friend: *steps outside* "Oh my, this rain is actually making my jacket wet!"
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Classmate: "So I just read this: 'Some men just want to watch the world burn' But women want that too, right?"
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Yogscast Sips: "You know, I am going to shave my eyebrows. With fire."
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
