Well, I promised more, so here they are:
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Classmate 1: ''I'm going to buy some chocolate!''
Classmate 2: ''Did you bring money then?''
Me: *facepalm* Serious? Serious?? *facepalm*
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Me: *building something with LEGO bricks for a stop-motion thing*
Classmate: ''Is that LEGO?"
Me: ''No it is bread!"
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Me in the shopping mall, when suddenly I see someone from school.
Friend: ''Hey! Are you shopping too?"
Me: "No, I came here to walk my dog, but he is invisible."
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When I was running in the park, I saw a friend of mine biking.
Me: "Hi!"
Friend: "Hey! So... You run?"
Me: "What do you think I'm doing?!"
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Friend: "Look! This is my hamster!"
Me: "You have got a hamster? ... I'm so stupid..."
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It is raining outside. I come at school covered in water.
Teacher: "Luckily everyone came over dry."
Half of the class: *sarcastically* "Yeah..."
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Quotes of Stupidness
UmorismoPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
