Me: "How are you?"
Classmate: "Yes."
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This one is from Roo_83:
Ok so today a girl was working on her art project and the same guy went up to her and said "Is that yours?" The girl replied sarcastically "No, I just had a blank piece of paper in front of me then all of a sudden boom a picture appeared!" The guy in response said "Really?" Girl: *face palm*
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Now one from XavierLima:
XavierLima: Close the door.
Brother: This one?
XavierLima: Yes, close the door that's already closed. -_-
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And it is time for one from... Arachi!!
Cust: whats the closest thing you have to chocolate?"
Employe: we have chocolate ice cream."
Cust: Great! Whats in that?"
Employe:....chocolate......"
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Me: 'High five!'
Friend: 'No, you don't have to pee!'
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
