My Christmas wish

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"If you never fart, your belly will eventually rip open and you'll explode in a stinking air, which will destroy all the life possible on Earth. So don't complain if anyone farts!''

''Worms eat dirt.''

"If I poison you, will you be angry?''

Teacher: "We are going to do a quiz now!"

Classmate: "Are we allowed to cheat?"

Wattpad person: "Sorry, I can't update my joke book today."

Other person: "Why not?"

Wattpad person: "9gag isn't loading."

"All I want for Christmas is you! No kidding, give me diamonds!"

"I'm not weird! I'm limited edition!"

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This is one from Icy_Wind:

New student: Hey! You're Vietnamese right?

Icy_Wind: Yes I am! ^_^

Classmate: Wait, I thought you are Asian...?

Icy_Wind: *face palm*

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