"If you never fart, your belly will eventually rip open and you'll explode in a stinking air, which will destroy all the life possible on Earth. So don't complain if anyone farts!''
''Worms eat dirt.''
"If I poison you, will you be angry?''
Teacher: "We are going to do a quiz now!"
Classmate: "Are we allowed to cheat?"
Wattpad person: "Sorry, I can't update my joke book today."
Other person: "Why not?"
Wattpad person: "9gag isn't loading."
"All I want for Christmas is you! No kidding, give me diamonds!"
"I'm not weird! I'm limited edition!"
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This is one from Icy_Wind:
New student: Hey! You're Vietnamese right?
Icy_Wind: Yes I am! ^_^
Classmate: Wait, I thought you are Asian...?
Icy_Wind: *face palm*
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Quotes of Stupidness
UmorismoPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
