Oh my... It's been quite a while since I have actually been online and posted something! Dedication to o0-DaMir-0o for getting me back on! I'm not sure if anyone will still read this, but oh well :)
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Obama: "Knock, knock!"
Putin: "Who's there?"
Obama: "Crimea"
Putin: "Crimea who?"
Obama "Cry me a river!!"
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Magazine: "Stuff is much more than stuff. Stuff touches on our emotional and spiritual state."
Magazine: "For the cases in which they are useful, they can be very useful indeed."
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Teacher: "Our brain is like coconut. The heavier, the more content."
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Teacher: "The subject is another subject."
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Friend: "My jam is so good it's marmelade."
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Teacher: "You have to choose from the thing you can choose from."
Me: "Really? What if I choose something from the things that I can't choose from."
Teacher: "You can't do that."
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Teacher: "If this is correct, then that is correct. Is that correct?"
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Person 1: "Happy birthday!"
Person 2: "Thank you!"
Person 3: "OMG! Is it your birthday?!"
Person 1: "No it's the official international liar day."
Person 3: "Oh, that explains a lot."
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Teacher: "You don't really see what you are actually seeing."
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
