''Where are you?"
"Yeah..."
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"How many hours do you work per week?"
"$1000"
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Brother: "I don't want to be mean, but you are a retard."
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Me: "Sometimes my leg is doing weird. Yeah it is weird..."
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Classmate: "May I ask something?"
Teacher: "Yes, of course!"
Classmate: "Okay, well w..."
Teacher: "Silence! Or I will have to send you away!"
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Yogscast Lewis: "Everywhere looks the same."
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Howard (from Big Bang Theory): "Children are like pancakes, the first one is always messed up."
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Friend: "Do you write goat with a B or a D?"
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
