"What is the good tire pressure?"
A: Too high tire pressure
B: Too low tire pressure
C: As shown by the manufacturer
Me: "Ohh... That's difficult... I would say that the correct tire pressure is a too high tire pressure. No wait! It's a too low tire pressure!"
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Teacher: "The quality of furniture at school is crappy. Even the tables."
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Me: "That's an opinion."
Friend: "It has been scientifically prov..."
Me: "In YOUR opinion."
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Friend: "It was unbelievable! I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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Someone: "The people that get the first turn can start."
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Physics: "The gravitational energy is calculated with the formula for gravitational energy."
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Me: "Yeah now I have to play this weird kind of stupid Monopoly."
Friend: "Why are you playing Monopoly?"
Me: "No, this is not Monopoly, it's a minigame. Which is very similar to Monopoly."
Friend: "That's not Monopoly! It's Mario Party!"
Me: "It is! See, I place my command here, which is basically a house!"
Friend: "Okay, it's Monopoly..."
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Friend: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Playing Kingdom Hearts."
Friend: "Wait... Is that Cinderella?"
Me: "Yeah, and she can't even take care of herself, she's so stupid!"
Friend: "OH MY GOD! HE IS PLAYING CINDERELLA!!"
Me: "No... This is Kingdom Hearts! See, this is Terra!"
Friend: "No! You're playing Cinderella!"
Me: "NOOO! Cinderella is dying!"
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Commercial: "Vifit extra protein. Now, with extra protein!"
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Teacher: "Why did the prices increase?"
Friend: "Because they didn't decrease!"
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
