"If you drink alchhol you become less fat, than when you drink water"
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Friend 1: "He is two o' clock!"
Friend 2: "No I am two o' clock!"
Me: "No you are two o' clock!"
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History teacher: "Thank god you don't drink coffee. If you would, World war III would start!"
Me: "Yeah, I think you're right."
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Me: *searching in my brother's pocket*
Brother: "Hey! What are you doing?!"
Me: "Oh, just looking for batteries."
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Brother: "Atlantis would be pretty
badass... If it existed..."
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Yogscast Simon: "If you die out there, I'll kill you!"
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Me: "Grab your Jaffa and put it on your tosti!"
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So that was it! Is it just me or am I getting more stupid? Well anyways, I hope you liked it! Halloween is coming so I was wondering, anyone knows any stupid quotes for Halloween?
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Quotes of Stupidness
HumorPeople (mainly me) say stupid things sometimes, and sometimes they are so stupid that we all laugh. So here I'll list all the stupid things I hear (and say)!
