So guys! New book! I'm doing six jokes for free each chapter!!
1. Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!!!
2. Q: What 8-letter word has one letter?
A: An envelope!!!!
3. Friend: Can I ask you a question?
Me: You just did.
Friend: Fine, how about two more questions??!!
Me: You just did.
Friend: WHEN???!!!!
Me: Right now. *^<>^*
Friend: FRRRRRIIIIIII- You freaking troll!!!
4. Q: What has three letters and starts with gas?
A: A car
5. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
6: Q. What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can't tuna fish. Get it? You can't tun-a fish?
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!😄😝😆
Anyone? Fine.
I'll be updating this everyday so watch those Wattpad notifications!!!
Comment some Jokes or Awkward Moments of Funny Times In Your Life or Riddles or Yo Mama Jokes!!!!! And if I think they are funny, I'll post it and give you a shoutout!!!
For every comment and vote on each chapter I will add it up and I will write that many jokes!!!
I will also write the jokes in this order:
Funny Jokes, Awkward Moments, Funny Times In My Life, Riddles, And Yo Mama Jokes
So vote and comment on your favorite!!
D.D is out!!!! PEACE!!!!!😎😎✌️✌️
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YOU ARE READING
LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
