Please note; this did not happen. It's just a joke.
So, yesterday, I was at a club when I suddenly realized that I really needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs doing this, I felt better. I finished my drink and noticed everyone staring at me.
Then, I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.
YOU ARE READING
LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
