If I was a lawyer, this is what I would say:
Judge: How do you know that this man didn't kill a person?
Me: Because I said so.
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Lawyer
If I was a lawyer, this is what I would say:
Judge: How do you know that this man didn't kill a person?
Me: Because I said so.
