There's two versions of this.
#1
There was once a kid who didn't know his ABC's, so his teacher said that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet. The kid went home, and he went to his sister's room. His sister was doing her homework.
Kid: What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Sister: Shut up and go away!!
He went his little brother who was watching Batman on the TV.
Kid: What's the second letter of the alphabet?
Little Brother: Dununununununu....................BATMAN!!
He went to his dad, who was watching football on his iPad.
Kid: What's the third letter of the alphabet?
Dad: 25!! Spank 'em hard!!
Then, the kid went to his mom, who was in the kitchen.
Kid: What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?
Mom: MY BUNS ARE BURNING!! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!
The next day........
Teacher: So, did you learn the first four letters of the alphabet?
Kid: Shut up and go away!!
Teacher: *gasp* Who do you think you are?
Kid: Dununununununu....................BATMAN!!
Teacher: How many spanks do you want?!
Kid: 25!! Spank 'em hard!!
*After the spanks*
Teacher: How do you feel?
Kid: MY BUNS ARE BURNING!! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!
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#2
There was a kid who didn't know the alphabet. So, his teacher said to learn the first four letters of the alphabet. He went home and asked his mom.
Kid: What's the first letter of the alphabet?
Mom: Not now honey.
He went to his sister, who was just asked to the dance by her crush.
Kid: What's second letter of the alphabet?
Sister: YES!!!!!!!
He went to his little brother who was watching Batman.
Kid: What's the third letter of the alphabet?
Little brother: BATMAN!!
He went to the bathroom, where the plumber was fixing a leak.
Kid: What's the fourth letter of the alphabet?
Plumber: Down the toilet, down the toilet.
Next day..........
Teacher: Did you learn the first four letter of the alphabet?
Kid: Not now honey.
Teacher: Do want to go to the principal's office?
Kid: YES!!!!!!!
*Principal's office*
Principal: What's your name?
Kid: BATMAN!!
Principal: *shocked* Where do you live?
Kid: Down the toilet, down toilet......
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