So some of these happened in real life.........SOME, and I won't tell you which ones.
1. *One week ago*
Mom is M, and I'm DD.
M: You can buy anything you want if you go shopping with me.
DD: OKAY!!!
*Walks into a Chinese supermarket*
DD: Can I have Strawberry Pocky (Pocky is basically chocolate or strawberry on a pretzel, but it's on a stick)?????
M: No.
DD: FUUUUUU-
JK I would never say the F word
2. DD is me, and WS is WarriorSpear689.
DD: Ooooo!! Can I have a roll that has strawberry filling??
WS: Sure.
*Takes one and laughs evilly*
WS: What was that for?
DD: *Fake grin* Nothing.
WS: *Looks at me strangely*
DD: *Whispers quietly* 3....2....1....
*I blow into the roll, and the strawberry filling on the roll squirts out and lands on WS*
WS: HEY!!!!
DD: *Snickers*
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
3. DD is me, WS is WarriorSpear689, S is selina9876
*On S's birthday*
WS: Oooo!! S, can I have a cinnamon roll instead of a donut?
S: No.
DD: Can I?
S: You already had a donut!
DD: So?
*Start fighting about the stupid cinnamon roll while WS just stands there*
DD: Wait, why are we fighting for a cinnamon roll?
S: Yeah, why are we?
DD: Oh, WS started it.
WS: Did not!!
4. DD is me, S is selina9876
*On Field Day at our school*
DD: I wanna get a our picture taken.
S: Sure.
DD: But, let's play some water games first.
S: K.
*After a sponge race some idiot squirts a sponge at me*
DD: HEY!!!
*DD gets a soaked sponge and squirts it at the idiot*
Idiot: Hey!!!
DD: *Sticks out tongue*
S: So much of taking that picture together........
DD: *Grins evilly*
S: What are you doing??
DD: *Gets a wet sponge behind my back and squirts it at her*
S: *Standing in shock, and then revenge fills her eyes* It is on!!!!
And we ended up getting so wet we had to lay on the sidewalk.
5. CD is Chikadee101, and DD is me.
CD: Wanna see something?
DD: Sure.
*Kicks a pillow and her shoe and the pillow go flying into the air*
DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
CD: Hey! Fine, if you think it's that easy, then you try!
DD: *Snickers* K.
*I kick the other pillow and this time only the pillow fly into the air*
CD: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
DD: *Howling with laughter* It's not impossible because I just did it!!!!
CD: FRRRIIIIIIKKKKKK!!!!!!
6. CD is Chikadee101, and DD is me.
*After a piano concert, because we have the same piano teacher*
CD: Do you want to know a secret?
DD: Sure.
*She leans in closer, slowly*
CD: *Whispers quietly* I'm hungry.
DD: *Bursts out laughing* I am too CD. I feel ya.
I know it's short, but hey!! It was kinda funny. So I'm going to remind you guys again. You can skip this part.
Comment some Jokes or Awkward Moments of Funny Times In Your Life or Riddles or Yo Mama Jokes!!!!! And if I think they are funny, I'll post it and give you a shoutout!!!
For every comment and vote on each chapter I will add it up and I will write that many jokes!!!
So vote and comment on your favorite!!
D.D is out!!!! PEACE!!!!!😎😎✌️✌️
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LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
