Drunk

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Since I only got 1 vote and 1 comment, so I will be doing 2 jokes.

1. I'm so jealous of my parents, I can never have better children than them

2. Friend: Dude, you were sooo drunk last night!

Me: No I wasn't!!

Friend: Yeah you were, yesterday you were slicing a pineapple saying, "SPONGEBOB! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!''

Don't forget, for every comment and vote I get I write that number of jokes! I hoped u liked the jokes!

So VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!! AND COMMENT, COMMENT, COMMENT!!

D.D. IS OUT!! PEACE!!!😎✌️

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