My fifth chapter!! Yay!!! Enjoy!😋
1. You Mama so fat, EVEN KIRBY CAN'T EAT HER!!!!!
2. Yo Mama so fat, when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven!!
3. Yo Mama so fat, she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight!!
4. Yo Mama so fat, when she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken, they asked, "What size?" And she said, "The one on the roof."
5. Yo Mama so fat, when she wore high heels, she came back with flip-flops!
6. Yo Mama so fat, even hippos are jealous!
WTF!!!
WHERE'S THE FOOD??!!!!!!????!!!!!!😤😤😤😡😡😡
You think I actually said the bad word?
Wow...........So.... I will be doing another book soon, and you'll see what it is!!!
The next chapter will be next week and I'll count the votes and comments!
So have a good day/night!
D.D. IS OUT!!!! PEACE!!!!😎😎✌️✌️
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LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!