Teacher: Suppose you have $2. You asked you mom for one more. How much money would you have?
Me: $2.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because my mom won't give me any money, duh!
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Money
Teacher: Suppose you have $2. You asked you mom for one more. How much money would you have?
Me: $2.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because my mom won't give me any money, duh!