*Wakes up and reaches for phone but it's not there*
Me: WHERE IS IT!!!!!!
*flips everything over*
Me: *Looks at my drawer* Oh, there it is.
YOU ARE READING
LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
Phone!
*Wakes up and reaches for phone but it's not there*
Me: WHERE IS IT!!!!!!
*flips everything over*
Me: *Looks at my drawer* Oh, there it is.