1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue out.
4. You tried number 3.
6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled.
8. You didn't realize I skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
10. You're going to share this with your friends :)
YOU ARE READING
LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
