Life

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Soooooooo, hello! I'm sorry I couldn't update! Enjoy! Thx for the 100 reads!! ^~^

1. I wish the teacher asked me this question: What do you call a person who keeps talking even if you are no longer interested?

Me: A teacher

2. Me and my friend playing UNO

*Friend used a wild +4 on you*

Me: *trying not to swear* FOCK!!

Friend: *Realizes what I said* *gasp*

Me: *Realizes what I said* *laugh* I'm a genius!!

3. *Some random person sings 'Call Me Maybe' loudly in the store*

*I tell the manager*

Person: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy.......

Manager: But you're in my store, so SHUT UP MAYBE!!

4. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!! SORRY!!!

Hehehehehehe! I hope you like this chapter!!

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