Hi guys! Here's six riddles! Have fun laughing!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
1. Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
2. Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower- everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren't any stairs, it was a one story house!
3. Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
A: A fire!
4. Q: What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short
5. Q: If I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
6. Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY
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Comment some Jokes or Awkward Moments of Funny Times In Your Life or Riddles or Yo Mama Jokes!!!!! And if I think they are funny, I'll post it and give you a shoutout!!!
For every comment and vote on each chapter I will add it up and I will write that many jokes!!!
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AléatoireIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
