*At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.

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LOL JOKES!!!
CasualeIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
Restaurant
*At a restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No, not at all. I came to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please.