How normal people sing Happy Birthday:
Person: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear _________! Happy Birthday to you!!
How I sing Happy Birthday:
Me: Happy Birthday to you! You're one hundred and two! You smell like a monkey!! And you eat like one too!

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LOL JOKES!!!
RandomIf you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!