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Lucy woke up to Tim walking in their room shouting "fiancée"

Lucy- Fiancée?
Tim- Yes, oh no, did you seriously get so drunk celebrating last night you forgot I proposed?
Lucy- Proposed?
Tim- Check your finger and your insta.

She looks at her finger to see a gorgeous engagement ring then checks her instagram and sees she posted about being engaged.

Lucy- Oh shit. I'm so sorry baby.
Tim- It's fine *kisses her cheek*
Lucy- How can I make it up to you?
Tim- I mean you don't need to but I can think of a way *smirks*
Lucy- you want sex? At 7 in the morning?
Tim- Yea. I'm horny, that's why I woke you up.
Lucy- *laughs* okay, come here big boy.
Tim- I can get used to this every morning.
Lucy- Same.

They ykyk.

Tim- Oh by the way we need to have sex again tonight.
Lucy- oh my gosh, your like a sex machine today. what is up with you?
Lucy- Well your kind of laying naked in our bed whilst our newborn son is asleep in his crib in the room next doors
Lucy- He's not a newborn. My baby is 9 months
Tim- I'm not 9 months I'm 48
Lucy- I said my baby is 9 months
Tim- But I'm your baby? And again, I'm 48..
Lucy- you dork.

They kiss and then Lucy showers and then changed. She goes into their sons room to see him awake.

Lucy- Morning sweetheart.

She sits on the rocking chair and breastfeeds but then Tim walks in.

Tim- is our baby boy awake
Lucy- Yea.
Tim- Hey! Why does he get a boob. I want one too. *pouts*
Lucy- your 48...nearly 50 , leave!
Tim- but my baby is in here.
Lucy- Your baby is hungry.
Tim- So am I. Can I have one now?
Lucy- Shut up. Maybe tonight if your lucky *winks*

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