One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!

Drastic Measures (Hong Kong x Reader) [LEMON]

Ahhhhhhhhhh! *insert more fangirl squeals* OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG FINALLY YASSSSS!!!! I finally made a Hong Kong x Reader!!!! Wukhvkuhafkugcakhgckauyckytackhgacyfc!!!!! FUCK YEAH! I LOVE THIS FUCKING GUY (next to Norway)!!! Oh yeah and question I found on Tumblr and I wanted to ask you guys about this. Was there a time where you ship that person with another person and you're like "omfg I should marry him/her" but then "omfg wait he should marry him/her too"? Well fun fact since my friend and I ship DenNor and we're like"we've got this planned out" and same thing goes for HongIce since she likes Iceland and Denmark while I like Hong Kong and Norway. True friends right? XD
Also I accidentally published this out of nowhere while it was unfinished because the new mobile update just leads it straight to publish.

-Pumpkin

"HONG KONG!!!" You yelled as you threw a bucket of paint at him. He looked back and kicked the bucket away just in time. You ducked as the bucket  flew over your head giving you some streaks of blue on your hair. You looked at the smirking Hong Kong as you looked at him in annoyance. You gritted your teeth and ran towards him.

"HONG YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRAWING AGAIN???" You threw kicks and punches at him as he dodged most of them except for that one where you kicked his arm. Finally he caught your foot.

"Something you don't even want to see perhaps?" He threw you backwards as you did a backflip lamding. You growled angrily as he threw a chair at you. You rolled away and grabbed the nearest object, okay person, near you. Apparently it was Portugal, your father-figure, who just entered the room calling you guys back to the meeting and had no idea of what was happening. You instantly threw the clueless Portuguese man at him and after that you suddenly realized that you threw him. Oops.

"Oh shit!" You blinked as the both of them crashed into the stacks of unused canvases and empty cans of paint. "Crap, crap, crap!" You ran towards the fallen stacks and immediately grabbed Hong Kong out. You both ran towards the door, but when you both opened it you found Hong Kong's brother, China, angry. You immediately tried to run back into the room closing the door, but Portugal was already behind the both of you.

"Crap." You and Hong Kong said in sync.

Later on the scolding began. Portugal explained, for the millionth time, that you shouldn't throw shit or someone at someone or something when you're angry or do a rage quit. On Hong Kong's side, China scolded him for drawing "things" he shouldn't be drawing for who knows how long China has been scolding him for this. Both of you were grounded that day. The next day was a Friday meaning last day of school for the week, yay! You went to Gakuen of course.

"Really Hong?" You stared at him with half of your eyelids open as you opened your can of coke. He was drawing the same pornographic shit again. You rolled your eyes and continued eating your lunch.

"So you up for tonight?" You rose your eyebrow at him confused.

"Up for what?"

"Remember I asked you if you wanted to come with me to that new club that opened up in the city?" You face palmed until you remembered.

"Oh yeah... Fuck, how am I supposed to go when I'm- wait scratch that I'll find a way."

"As usual."

"Of course we're delinquents for fuck's sake you idiot." You smiled slyly at him as he smiled back slyly. You both were the delinquents of the countries. Troublemakers and the problem children. Happy, dangerous, mysterious, and rebellious. Life was good like that to you both. You both didn't care if you were thrown into jail or placed under house arrest. You both lived to live it to the fullest. For who knows how long you both existed, you both lived to die and would die to live. That's how the lives of two rebellious delinquents were.