Everyone seemed like they couldn't get a straight answer. The notorious duo were always joking around and teasing practically everyone. From their YouTube videos to friends in real life, everyone is getting curious if they're together or just friends. And to them that made no sense.
"Hey babe." He gave you a quick kiss on the lips and smiled. You smirked back as the people in the room started to scratch their head in annoyance and frustration. It was day 480 and they still haven't figured out the chemistry between them.
(Full name) and Jett Kirkland, are they dating or are they just friends?
"I don't get it." Ludwig sighed in frustration as he drank his beer. "Friends don't kiss each other, right?"
"Technically they do, but not on the lips." Liz watched along with the others.
Liz, Ludwig, Kiku, Emma, and Abel were long time friends with the two of you. You met Liz and Kiku back in high school while Jett met Emma and Ludwig as exchange students in America and kept in touch.
"How do they do it so casually though?" Emma wondered aloud.
"Do what so casually?" Kiku asked before flipping the next page of his text book.
"Acting as if they're in a relationship?" She looked up from her phone. "They kiss, hug, do couple stuff, and I bet that they have matching tattoes or even had se-"
"Okay, don't go over there." Liz stopped her at the right moment before Emma can go over that topic. "Well... They might've had those, but that's not the point. We still need a straight answer."
When they turned back to you and Jett, the both of you were on a full on make out session by the bar.
"Oh for fuck's sake!" You heard Liz yell in frustration. "This is so confusing!"
You stopped kissing Jett and chuckled at the reactions of your friends. It was still amusing, but you didn't want to admit it to them. They'd probably murder you and Jett before you guys could even graduate college.
"They're still at it huh?" Jett leaned against the counter and wrapped his arm around your waist to pull you closer.
"Of course, who would let this little 'mystery' of ours die?" You leaned against him. "They are close to the answer though."
"Took them three years to get that far?"
"Close, but still cold." You sighed. "Are you up for some strip poker later? Bet that I can take your clothes off first."
He snorted, "Really? You think you can win?" You rose an eyebrow and smirked.
"Here's the deal." You announced. "If you win, you can tell me whatever you want me to do-"
"And if you win?"
"Vice versa, I tell you whatever I want you to do. Slave for a week like that or somethin'."
"Deal."
The deal ended up as a bad play for you and you ended up losing all of your clothes. Stripped down to the last item which was your thong.
"Dammit..." You cursed and finished your fourth bottle of beet before slamming it down. "Did you cheat or something?" Jett on the other hand only had his pants on without his belt. You were at the bar still, but in a room upstairs.
"I guess I'm just lucky." He laughed loudly. You were so infuriated, but a deal's a deal.
"So what's your first order sir?" You mockingky said the last word at him and placed your feet up on the table, crossing your legs.
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