I'm writing smut and it's 2 am in the fucking morning here. Then the cats outside just meows out loudly and I'm thinking "What the fuck are they doing?" And it's 2 am too and cats don't usually appear during this hour right outside my window. There's two of them and I have no idea wtf they're doing.
I'm going to sleep. I can't write smut like this with cats meowing loud as if they're fucking each other or something.
Sorry if this sounded me towards- oh wait never mind. It stopped. With the other cat finally gone off to fight to the death with the other. They just hissed out and rolled away.
Sorry if this sounded mean towards cats. It's just that I can't concentrate making smut for you guys if they're doing shit loudly outside right now. And they're back.
Welp tim for me to go to sleep.
Auf Wiedershen for now!
-Pumpkin
YOU ARE READING
One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!
FanfictionJust regular Hetalia one-shots and lemons. I don't own Hetalia or you. Hetalia is owned by Himuruya and you own yourself.
