Who's ready for some Hamiltrash?
-Pumpkin
"Please?"
"Non."
"Aw, c'mon! I know that you can do it." You begged Francis as he walked around the room placing the boxes inside the house. "Please?"
"Do it, do it, do it!" Alfred cheered next as he appeared from the stairs. "I'll be Burr if you want me too!"
"I call Mulligan- wait, Matthew's Mulligan." You raised your hand with such excitement that you accidentally hit Arthur in the face.
"Oh shit!" You immediately started to apologize to him with speed that you were practically rapping it out.
Alfred even started to beatbox as Matthew came into the house with more boxes. Matthew joined in as Francis sighed with a smile.
You and the four boys were moving in your new house. They were in a fraternity, but you decided to stay with them. The nearest apartment to the university is haunted, the dorms were all full, the nearest sorority was already full, and you knew these boys better than anyone else in the university.
"Shit, are you okay? Man, dude, sir, mister, are you okay?" You rambled out. "Please don't tell me your time is up."
"No, my time is still far from up." Arthur wiped the blood off his nose. "Just a nosebleed, that's all."
You sighed and looked at Francis with puppy dog eyes.
He sighed.
"Alright-"
"YES!" You and Alfred cheered.
Matthew joined in as soon as the three of you took your seats on the velvet sofa. Francis cleared his throat as Alfred began to rap.
Alfred: How does a ragtag, vonlunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire Leave the battle field waving Betsy Ross' flag higher
Yo! Turns out we have a secret weapon
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step itMatthew was already holding you down on your seat to prevent you from jumping.
Alfred: He's constantly confusing, confounding the British henchmen
"EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!"
"LAFAYETTE!" The three of you yelled with joy.
Francis began to rap with his strong accent.
Francis: I'm taking this horse by the reins making red coats redder than blood stains!
"LAFAYETTE!"
Francis: And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop and burn 'em up and scatter their remains I'm-
"LAFAYETTE!"
Francis: Watch me engagin' them! Escapin' em! Enragin' em! I'm-
"LAFAYETTE!"
Francis: I go to France for more funds.
"LAFAYETTE!"
Francis: I come back with more guns-
"And ships. And so the balance shifts!" You and Alfred joined.
Matthew: We rendezvous with Rochambeau, consolidate their gifts!
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One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!
FanfictionJust regular Hetalia one-shots and lemons. I don't own Hetalia or you. Hetalia is owned by Himuruya and you own yourself.