One-shots! Hetalia x Reader!

Insomnia Headcannons

What did ya know? I can't sleep and I have a cold hahahaha! So you know what that means...! Headcannons at 1:16 in the morning! Okay it's weak, but I really meed to sleep because I need it right now.
So lets begin!

Today's scenario is... If reader can't sleep! Okay.

1. No matter which Bad Touch Trio member you will ask for help, they'll sing a lullaby in their native language.

2. Italy would give you a midnight snack to help you sleep even though you're not supposed to do that.

3. America would help you by walking around the house for no absolute reason except to talk about the things that bothers you.

4. Ukraine would sing a lullaby and stroke your hair like a mom to make you sleep.

5. China and England will make either tea, or tell you bed time stories about their adventures or folklores.

6. Norway would just do what England and China does, but instead of tea he'll offer you decaffeinated coffee.

7. Romania would try to make a potion.

8. Hungary would try to bore you to sleep at first, but she always ends up talking to you until morning about the new yaoi she has found.

9. Austria would somehow magically make his piano appear in the room and play until you slept.

10. If nothing of the methods work, they'll hug you to sleep.

11. Some might try to make you drunk until you pass out.

12. Hong Kong would try to find your pressure point to knock you out.

13. Japan would look for the anime that bores you the most and falls asleep with you.

14. You would just hang from a branch upside down like Batman and make yourself sleep.

15. I would try by letting you read a book, but that's ineffective these days because we all read and that's where some fandoms come from. Fanfics and others a like. Even if I shove a dictionary in front of your face you probably would find a reference by now or maybe make fanfics out of the words like Equilateral x Phenomenal.

BONUS!

I would just join you staring at the ceiling until the ungodly lights of day. The countries would do the same too.

ANOTHER BONUS!!!

Everyone just ends up playing Monopoly to kill time.

That's all for now guys! I'm going to try to get some sleep now since I don't really feel well with my nose all stuffy. Also the reason why I created these headcannons is because I went on to search how I can make myself sleep and it says that I can write a journal of some shit so why not headcannons? Hahaha!
Plus, holy shit guys... Holy shit. So I was looking at the reads and I see 80k???? Guyss???? A week ago it was only 77k???? GUYS! HOLY SHIT! 3k reads in a week??? SHIT! THIS IS BETTER THAN YOUTUBE VIEWS IN MY OPINION! So thank you! I really appreciate it! I love you all and I hope that you all will have a great day today and I hope that I get some sleep tonight so... *cue awkward laughter* and I hope that the mice stuck in my trashcan won't jump out (⌒-⌒; )
Auf Wiedershen for now!

-Pumpkin